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Charles Barkley has come up with what is probably the best excuse for running a stop sign while intoxicated: Oral Sex. TMZ is reporting that Barkley told the arresting officer that he was in a hurry to pick up the lady in the passenger seat. Barkley allegedly went on to say that is he was about to drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then allegedly went on to say that his passenger had given him the best blow job of his life a week earlier. This is why drunk people should probably not talk to police officers. Later at the station Barkley allegedly told one of the employees “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” According to the report, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, ‘I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”

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